cockhungryprincess:

I’m going back to sleep

me: *owns 264 unread books*
me: *buys 17 new books*
me: *rereads harry potter*

thiscolourblue:

officer-meekins:

Bird Music

This is how they write Jazz

romangodfrey:

keep your friends close, but your enemies closer

like really, very close

intimately close 

so close that you can feel your enemies breath on your neck

and you shiver with hatred and… anticipation? 

turn around and look deep into your enemies eyes, letting your gaze drag down to their lips, your eyes intense with desire. push your enemies up against the wall.

make out with your enemies.

your friends, who are still close, are super uncomfortable and kinda grossed out

cryptonloids:

damedanbo:

coolpup98:

this is silly because if you look closely you can see that the tiger is not an actual tiger but a Beanie Baby, a popular childs toy.

is that true?

i promise

secretarybird:

Falloutstuck lifestyle: poor decisions made quickly

bri-griv:

Fun bonding time.

sofapizza:

leafwhirlwind:

this is the best tweet

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